CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS


Miss Charlene Mason sang " I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation

 

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

 

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."

 

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

 

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.


The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break forth into joy"

 

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

 

Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

 

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

 

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.


Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch

 

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

 

Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.

 

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

 

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

 

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.

 

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

 

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

 

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.


Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale .It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

 

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.

 

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

 

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

 

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.

 

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

 

 

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