Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE
PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
PART STUPID
DOG
GERMAN
SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED.
SPEAKS
GERMAN. FREE.
SNOW BLOWER
FOR SALE... ONLY USED
ON SNOWY
DAYS.
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
HUMMELS -
LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN
STOCK, WE HAVE
IT!"
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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