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IS IT GOING TO BE
COLD?
It was autumn, and
the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if
the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an
Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell
what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the
safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed
going to be cold and that the members of the village should
collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a
practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,
"Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like
this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went
back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in
order to be prepared.
A week later, he
called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a
very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at
National Weather Service again replied, "it's definitely going
to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again
went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap
of wood they could find.

Two weeks later,
he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the
man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so
sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman
replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

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