HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?


If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven? I asked the children in my Sunday School class.
 


"NO!" the children all answered.
 


If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?
 


Again, the answer was "NO!"
 


Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven? I asked them again.
 


Again they all answered, "NO!"


Well, I continued, then how can I get into Heaven?

A five year-old boy shouted out. "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD"

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