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HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?

If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all
my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven? I asked the
children in my Sunday School class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?

Again, the answer was "NO!"

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven? I asked
them again.

Again they all answered, "NO!"

Well, I continued, then how can I get into Heaven?
A five year-old boy shouted out. "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD"

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