I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts having  babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

 

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

 

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

 

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the whole bill to put you through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

 

 

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money, and why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

 

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you're running from them.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.

 

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

 

 

I believe that it does not take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

 

 

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