KIND WORDS OF TRUTH                                   

1.  Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until 

    you try to get into their pews.

2.  Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

3.  It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to

    live one.

4.  The good Lord didn't create anything without

     a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

5.  When you get to your wit's end, you'll find

     God lives there.

6.  People are funny. They want the front of the bus,

    the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

7.  Opportunity may knock once, but temptation

    bangs on your door for years.

8.  Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect,

     you couldn't belong.

9.  The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an

     audience: "And in conclusion.

10. If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs

     to pray for the one it has.

11. God Himself does not propose to judge a man till

     he is dead. So why should  you?

12. To make a long story short, don't tell it.

13. Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up

     and permanently set.

14. I don't know why some people change churches-

     what difference does it make which one you stay

     home from?

15. A lot of church members who are singing

     "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on

     the premises.

16. We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.

17. Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds

     this country back as much as committees.